Katawa Crash Scoreboard

Dredged up from the depths of archive.org, these are the last officially-recorded entries of Katawa Crash high scores -- may their glory forever stand.

Last 10 11 entries

Time version Distance Name Manifesto
2012-08-28 01:10:310.9.1031390.50abscessbeni giveth and beni taketh away..... I still hate shizune more than beni, though.
2012-08-27 22:29:260.9.1032571.13abscesssup bitches
2012-08-27 02:05:570.9.1017865.23CEOtest test
2012-08-27 02:05:560.9.101719.72BroickRoseWhy does she need glasses if shes deaf?
2012-08-27 02:00:530.9.1040.25BrotiusI accidentally the student council.
2012-08-27 01:54:410.9.1044399.56Chaos HerreraThere are two types of people in this world, people who masturbate and liars
2012-08-27 01:39:030.9.10159770.09thewizardninjaMy best run yet, probably.
2012-08-27 01:17:540.9.1030550.50brentThat was 222 m/s straight into Student Council Get for the record
2012-08-27 01:07:470.9.1058460.50AkasuraMultiball'd for about 8 minutes
2012-08-27 00:49:100.9.1014797.73AkasuraFirst Recorded Run
2012-08-27 00:42:160.9.10687.95brentOh hai a new beta build

Top 10 11 distances

Time version Distance Name Manifesto
2011-09-13 15:49:320.8.31195750.22AuraThe Return of the King
2012-01-03 14:39:100.8.36195250.89ChortanaI am the maddest person the world has ever seen.
2012-08-27 01:39:030.9.10159770.09thewizardninjaMy best run yet, probably.
2011-11-22 23:41:230.8.33132330.55CEOi went TOO long
2011-11-20 00:20:190.8.33126660.11brent2x Rin Bin, 1x Obama, SHOWTIME at 90k
2011-11-23 01:29:110.8.33125560.83Grandis?
2011-12-01 01:02:240.8.36121871.17SparksHeh.
2011-12-20 17:44:550.8.36119589.82brentwahoo
2011-11-09 02:02:450.8.32113230.00EMT-KUNStopped clicking at 48,000
2011-09-13 01:57:300.8.31109980.15T-AnonIts legit
2011-11-30 14:15:530.8.36108539.55DrJonesLife is easier when you have multiballs and extra life

Top 10 11 heights

Time version Height Name Manifesto
2011-04-12 16:37:330.8.159001.00knizzI spent 2 days reverse-engineering the auth string and all I got was this t-shirt
2011-11-23 01:29:110.8.332709.91Grandis?
2011-09-13 15:49:320.8.312528.39AuraThe Return of the King
2011-11-30 05:54:390.8.362067.44Yotsuba-PiaGuy3 SHIZUNE SPECIALS IN A ROW, SWEET BABY JESUS
2011-11-08 10:43:280.8.311946.13DrJonesBehold the power of Multiball and chained Mishas (wahaha!)
2011-11-30 14:15:530.8.361848.97DrJonesLife is easier when you have multiballs and extra life
2011-11-30 04:55:490.8.361815.12PixelbumpBest yet!
2012-01-03 14:39:100.8.361742.68ChortanaI am the maddest person the world has ever seen.
2011-11-15 14:25:130.8.311488.57DrJonesActually, an height over 2000, but multiball doesn't register this >_>
2011-11-24 00:28:200.8.331346.98brentFrom 174.43 m/sec to STUDENT COUNCIL GET
2011-11-07 17:10:240.8.311323.80CEOstudent council get

Top 10 11 speeds

Time version Speed Name Manifesto
2011-04-12 16:37:330.8.159001.00knizzI spent 2 days reverse-engineering the auth string and all I got was this t-shirt
2011-11-23 01:29:110.8.33267.47Grandis?
2012-01-03 14:39:100.8.36259.45ChortanaI am the maddest person the world has ever seen.
2011-11-08 10:43:280.8.31244.64DrJonesBehold the power of Multiball and chained Mishas (wahaha!)
2011-11-15 14:25:130.8.31236.38DrJonesActually, an height over 2000, but multiball doesn't register this >_>
2011-11-23 03:43:310.8.33224.55thewizardninjaGod I love you Misha. You can Wahaha~ me any day.
2012-08-27 01:17:540.9.10222.48brentThat was 222 m/s straight into Student Council Get for the record
2011-09-13 15:49:320.8.31222.45AuraThe Return of the King
2011-09-14 00:48:300.8.31220.51GrandisEventually
2011-11-30 05:54:390.8.36201.12Yotsuba-PiaGuy3 SHIZUNE SPECIALS IN A ROW, SWEET BABY JESUS
2011-11-17 02:10:310.8.32194.75brentUDW at 660m, ha