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Useless Dialog o' the Month

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Submitted by Kelvin Limm, Sunnyvale, Calif.

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The 100-Million-Mouse March

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The Original Mouse

Logitech manufactured its 100-millionth mouse in April, 33 years after Douglas Engelbart invented the desktop rodent at the Stanford Research Institute. The original mouse was made of wood.

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Decorating Tip

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Retiled the Kitchen

They make great coasters, too.
Submitted by Donovan Reeve, Clinton, Mich.

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I Didn't Do It!

Bart did it. You can catch him in the act spray painting your desktop, or you can give Homer a chance to eat it. The senior Simpson even regurgitates the applets that don't agree with him. Itchy and Scratchy will make an appearance, if you want them. But if their violent behavior offends you, you don't have to load them when you install the Simpsons Screen Saver.
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Travel Courtesy Of Le Grand Bleu

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Must be Installed in Paris

Does this mean that IBM will include a European vacation with your memory upgrade?
Submitted by Cal Probasco, Alamogordo, N.M.

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Test Your Love Quotient

Are you a red-hot lover, or was your last amour right in calling you heartless? The Love and Relationship Test has the answers. $19.95. Virtual Entertainment, 800-301-9545, 617-449-7567.

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The Best of Dilbert

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Hold Everything

ChiliDog's Condiment Castle ( http://www.duke.edu/~niebling/index.htm) is a Web site where you can order a cyberdog with everything and get nothing.

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SIMM Vanishing Act

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72-Pin SIMM Doublers

And for their next trick, they'll turn 16MB of RAM into ... 16MB of RAM.
Submitted by Sid Moore, Claremont, Calif.

While you're out Net surfing, be on the lookout for amusing sites. If we publish one of your picks, we'll send you a cool WinMag mug and T-shirt. Send submissions to Nancy A. Lang. To find her E-Mail ID Click Here

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